Chinatown is exciting. You can walk all around and feel crowded and have people offer you Rolez watches at a very decent price. While I don't like to spend much time there I do appreciate the fact that you can pick up all sorts of great buys. I wanted to pick up something with bows so I dropped by the one-stop shopping plaza pictured above looking for either an annoying barking dog or an annoying blonde doll. Then I looked carefully and saw this:
Now I like turtles as much as the next zombie but let's face it these guys are a disaster waiting to happen. That one on the far left is clearly about to knock the bowl over sending him and three of his friends into the sewer where they will be covered by ooze and turn into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Then all of a sudden there will be a pizza shortage and all these other weaker ninjas will get beaten up all the time. I don't need that in my neighborhood, so thanks but no thanks Chinatown. Keep your turtles where they belong. Wherever that is.
However, since I doubt Chinatown reads my blog I have decided to make the best of the situation. Michaelangelo (the turtle clearly mooning the camera above) is a party dude so I've begun to look forward to hanging out with him. I've done a quick sketch so you will know which one he is and can introduce yourself to him at my next big party.