Hear that Dave Perrin? You leave your kid alone and he gets to become a real New Yorker. New Yorkers love espresso and puppies.
Thanks to Lyss Babcock for the picture above, submitted via our facebook page. Lyss, you're officially our number 2 fan (we're our own number 1 fan, sorry). Also, sorry to hear about your unfortunate last name. We still love you though.
If it makes you feel better Vinny "The Bunny" Balducci's real last name is Eatpenis.